Odds that...

Pakistan's ex-prime minister, Benazir Bhutto, makes the best of her house arrest in Islamabad by asking her inner circle over for a pulse-pounding game of Halo 3: 11-4

Newly confirmed U.S. attorney general Michael Mukasey, feels totally awkward when Judiciary Committee chairman Patrick Leahy runs into him at Home Depot this weekend, buying a watering can: 5-2

German chancellor Angela Merkel, visiting President Bush at his ranch in Crawford today, thrills him by showing up in work gloves and challenging him to a brush-clearing contest: 4-1

When "Fred Claus" opens nationwide this weekend, Vince Vaughn finds himself 'casually' loitering in multiplex lobbies, just in case somebody needs an autograph, or wants to discuss his work: 7-3

After the Ani DiFranco concert at the Orpheum in Boston this Sunday, Democratic hopeful Dennis Kucinich and his wife Elizabeth invite some starstruck lesbians over for a little vegan lasagna and group tantra: 1-1