Crime

Bernard Kerik, former New York City Police Commissioner, and disgraced Bush nominee to the head of the Department of Homeland Security, is now facing up to 142 years in prison for multiple charges of conspiracy, tax fraud and making false statements. It appears as though the student has become the master. Master of going to jail!

Kerik's final sentence won't be handed down for a while, but you can enjoy all the drama right now with 23/6's exclusive treatment of the story.

He was America's Cop, now he's America's Con

After Bernard Kerik (Bruce Willis) was sentenced to 142 years in prison for the crimes of conspiracy, tax fraud, and making false statements, they thought that his life was over. They thought the sad saga of the disgraced former New York City Police Commissioner would become nothing more than a historical footnote. They were wrong.

The year is 2135. With just 17 years left to go in his sentence, Prisoner K-8131 is hoping the parole board will recognize his good behavior and release him to spend the last of his golden years as a free man in Phillip Morris Burger King New York City. But on his way to the hologram room for his petition, a group of al-Qaeda terrorists are downloaded from the internet and infect the prison's blog, taking the warden (Morgan Freeman) hostage. Only Kerik can save the world.

Joined by a team of undocumented nannies and his unfaithful sidekick, publisher Judith Regan, Kerik enters the Internet and battles the al-Qaeda online blog terrorists. Can he save the warden from militant bloggers? Will he clear his tarnished name enough to be appointed Secretary of Wal-Mart YouTube Homeland Security by President Aiken? Will he ever return to the apartment that was intended for the use of World Trade Center aide workers but which Kerik used for his trysts? Only one thing's for certain: this is one adventure you'll Never Forget (9/11).