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Tonight, when U.S. diplomat Bryan Hunt briefs the State Department on his meeting with Pakistan's ex-prime minister and opposition leader Benazir Bhutto, he goes on for just a little too long about her dramatic eyeliner: 6-1

New York Knicks point guard Stephon Marbury was fined $182,000 by coach Isiah Thomas for missing Sunday's game because he couldn't tear himself away from World of Warcraft: 7-4

Today, as Illinois senator and Democratic contender Barack Obama's wife Michelle campaigns in Iowa, she takes a deep breath every time someone tells her her daughters, Vanessa and Rudy, are just adorable: 8-5

During tonight's Democratic debate in Las Vegas, all the candidates are totally stressed it'll run over and they'll be late for Cirque du Soleil: 2-1

Tonight, as the Spice Girls wait backstage at the taping of the Victoria's Secret fashion show, the other four tremble with jealousy and glare at Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham, who plays with a feather floating through the air: 1-1