Hillary Clinton is having an affair with her aide Huma Abedin.

So suggested the front page of Drudge this morning. Actually, he didn't claim to know, he was just linking to someone else's story. The someone else was the Times UK, but they won't own up to the claim, either. According to their Washington bureau chief, Tom Baldwin:

"The purpose of this report (read it for yourselves!) was not to suggest these allegations were true, but to describe their nastiness."

You see? That's all it was—a story about the sorts of nasty allegations other people are making.

Well we're sick of it. Not of the nastiness, but of not knowing if the allegations are true. So we're going with the rumor. Hillary and Huma are offcially an item.

The question now is what do we call the new couple?

Our top possibilities so far:

Humary

Hilluma

Humorlessry

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