It's being billed as the biggest speech of Mitt Romney's career, the one where all your fears about him will be put to rest. That's right, Mitt Romney will finally address his landscaping and lawn-care policies.

Actually, today's speech was about freedom of religion. The obvious model is John F. Kennedy's speech in 1960 about his Catholicism, which helped neutralize what was becoming a major issue in his campaign. What's more, Catholics and Mormons both have lots of kids.