January 11, 2008
Entertainment

Paris Hilton takes her "hasty pudding" to Harvard

Safety Skank.

According to the Boston Globe, Paris Hilton is scheduled to visit Harvard University in February to make a special announcement, but despite being soooooo smart, nobody at the school seems to know (or wants to confirm) exactly what that announcement will be. However, 23/6 has uncovered the syllabus to a new class at the Big H next fall, and we've got our suspicions about the identity of the instructor.


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