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Scandal! "American Idol" Season 7 hopeful David Hernandez used to wiggle his junk around at a gay strip club. The manager of Dick's Cabaret in Phoenix says Hernandez, who blew the judges away last week with his fierce rendition of "Papa Was a Rolling Stone", danced nude there and gave lap dances to a "mostly male" clientele.

UPDATE! He won't get disqualified. Other contestants have gotten the boot for criminal activity and topless photos on an underage site. But it's not illegal to shake your dick for cash, and last time we checked, it's not illegal to be gay. Besides, all the men on this iteration of Idol are gay—or haven't you noticed? Along with their telltale signs, we've ranked them on a scale of 1 to 4 Ryan Seacrests.