March 20, 2008

The Dalai Lama: you wouldn't like him when he's angry

"Go ahead, ask me one more time how peaceful I am. Ask me one more time."

Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao has accused the His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, of masterminding recent violent clashes between Buddhist monks and Chinese Communist soldiers with the intention of tainting the Beijing Olympics and promoting Tibetan independence. And unfortunately, despite the Nobel Peace Prize winner's insistence that kindness and love are the very basis of society, the accusations ring true. It seems the oft-reincarnated spiritual leader has been stirring up a bit of the ol' ultraviolence for hundreds of generations.

 
Apparently, one of the Four Noble Truths involves burning witches at Salem. 

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