Election 2008

Old man McCain has just returned from Iraq and he doesn't want to hear it, alright? A few days after confusing Sunnis and Shiites and just a day 61 Iraqis were killed in bombings, McCain says everything's going swell in Iraq. How does he know? He just does. "We're succeeding," says McCain, "I don't care what anybody says."

You got that? Any more questions?

Actually, if you do have more questions, John McCain may not answer them—shhh, he's sleeping—but the John McCain Foreign Policy 8-Ball will. Go ahead. Ask away.