RSSMarch 27, 2008
| Election 2008 |
John McCain's new slogan: "Suck it up, America '08"
John McCain explains to this toddler that it's time to "man up."
The day after Hillary Clinton called for federal intervention, including a $30 billion fund to help homeowners avoid foreclosure, John McCain put out his own plan.
 | "It is not the duty of government to bail out and reward those who act irresponsibly, whether they are big banks or small borrowers." |
BHO v. HRC v. Mac
 | Barack Obama | Hillary Clinton | John McCain |
| Mortgage Crisis | 10 million dollar fund to keep people in homes. | 90 day moratorium on foreclosures. | "You ever hear of renting, you greedy moron?" |
| Abortion | Supports Roe v Wade. | Personally against abortion but supports Roe v Wade. | "Here's a novel idea, ladies... stop getting raped." |
| The Economy | 80 billion in tax cuts for poor and middle class. | Will repeal the Bush tax cuts. | "Get a god damn job." |
| Immigration | Supports the guest worker program. | Voted to give drivers licenses to illegals. | "Look, I never had a white guy drive me to the airport." |
| Health Care | Universal Health care by end of 1st term. | Federally subsidize premiums for those unable to pay. | "Set your own broken bones, you pansies. I did." |
| Iraq | Remove all combat brigades by 3/31/08. | Will begin troop withdrawal within 60 days of inauguration. | "You ever hear of the Domino Theory? If we pull out now, we're gonna leave about 100 million Commie sperms floating around Asia's snatch." |
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