The "Sex and the City" movie: who should die?

Carrie. She gets sick of being splashed by that bus, finally jumps in front of it.

Steve. Ashamed that he can’t overcome his pronounced speech impediment, he eats a load of pills and chokes on his own tongue while passed out.

The moviegoing public. Self-inflicted soda straw stab wound following the fifteenth Sarah Jessica Parker “I couldn’t help but wonder...” voiceover.

Charlotte and husband Harry. Their adopted Chinese baby arrives contaminated with “tree man” disease, infecting Charlotte and Harry, spreading to their throats and closing their breathing passages. They suffocate in their home because they are too ashamed of their appearance to go out and seek medical care.

Samantha. F*ck swing mishap.

Big. Realizes it's nothing but "Law & Order" after this. Swallows a gun.

Mario Cantone. His voice is confused for a fire alarm and he is trampled by a panicked crowd.

Baby Avery. Overdose.