April 22, 2008
Election 2008

The 23/6 Hillary Clinton Pennsylvania Victory Speech-o-Tron

You're saying you want me to continue?

We don't know what's going to happen in today's primary in Pennsylvania, but we do know one thing: Hillary Clinton is going to claim victory. Remember, she had a huge lead in New Hampshire a few weeks before its primary, barely eked out a win, and then claimed a huge victory. It might not be a meaningful victory, but she will claim it nonetheless. Most likely, she will still be making these victory speeches halfway through the first Obama administration.

So what is her "victory" speech going to sound like tonight? You can make it yourself with our Hillary Clinton Victory Speech-O-Tron.

To Pennsylvania let me say . In New Hampshire I found my voice, in Pennsylvania I found .

I asked for your vote and your gave me your . By letting the country know that you , you have given me a reason to .

You sent my opponent a message that Americans don't like people who . And because of you, my campaign will .

Thank you Pennsylvania, and may

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