If They IM'd: Old Bill Clinton and New Bill Clinton

Remember when you used to like one of these guys?

Hillary Clinton may have won Pennsylvania, but not due to any help from her husband. In Bill Clinton's quest to ~~turn off every person in the country~~ win over voters for his wife, he's now claiming it's Barack Obama who's playing race politics. In an interview on WHYY radio in Philadelphia, Clinton said ""No, I think that they played the race card on me." Then yesterday, apparently not realizing radio programs are broadcast and recorded, Clinton denied ever saying it.

It seems Bill Clinton has become that friend you used to like who later turned into a tool, and it's becoming harder and harder to remember the old Bill Clinton, the one who used to be cool. So what would the old Bill Clinton say to the new one?