Entertainment

As the custody trial concerning the hundreds of children removed from the Texas FLDS compound carries on, Texas Child Services officials are doing what they can to protect the children from culture shock. Most of the children have seen little or no television and have had minimal exposure to mainstream culture, and efforts are being taken to limit their exposure while their fates are being deliberated in court.

Here at 23/6, we're always looking for fresh new voices to bring to the site. That's why we invited one of the polygamy kids to live-blog Tuesday Night's premiere of "A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila." Leremy LeVerl Boyde is fifteen years old and not only has he never seen a woman's bare ankle nor been in the same room as a black person, his viewing of "A Shot At Love 2" will be his first experience watching a television program. Take it away, Leremy!

9:58 PM - Praise Him and welcome to my liveblog of the television program "A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila." I am very grateful to you for reading, and grateful to 23/6 for their blessful invitation to present my point of view to the American public. I miss my father and mothers and I look forward to the day when we might pray together again, but until then I consider myself blessed to have the opportunity to familiarize myself with television programming. O, it's starting! Here we go!

10:00 - Heavens.

10:01 - O dear.

10:01 - By the thorns of His suffering, what is...O my soul!

10:01 - O my soul!

10:01 - O MY SOUL!!!

10:01 - She is bare. I don't understand...what has...she...

10:01 - O I pray to thee please forgive...

10:01 - FIFTEEN LESBIANS!!! FIFTEEN?!!! IN ONE HOME?!!! FIFTEEN LESBIANS!!! ONLY IN THE INFERNO THAT AWAITS SUCH...

10:01 - I can't...I don't...What does this all...

10:01 - BY THE DIVINE GIFT OF HIS BENEVOLENT GRACE WHAT IN HEAVEN IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:01 - Two gargantuan vehicles are arriving, one blue and one pink, like limousines but bigger. The passengers are divided by sex, like when we were taken from camp. They are screaming, and fighting in the cars. We were screaming but we did not fight. We prayed. Are they frightened?

10:02 - They have been freed. My Lord in heaven they are animals.

10:02 - They are beasts. Howling beasts. The women lay hands upon the men and appear to...they are wrestling.

10:04 - Some of the women...how can I explain this. Some of the females are wearing clothing and styling their hair in ways more appropriate for males. One female wears a necktie and seems unafraid of being put in stocks. She smiles even. Oddest of all, her name is "Serenity," like my youngest sister whose marriage we just celebrated. O how I miss my home.

10:05 - Now they are shouting for "Tila." I fear someone is about to be slain.

10:06 - I have no desire to offend your culture, but why have I been separated from my father, mothers and siblings by police officers claiming to be enforcing law, but programming such as this is not considered illegal? I feel I should be arrested simply for watching it. I will turn my back to it now.

10:06 - One moment. This woman... This "Tila." O my soul... She is...

10:06 - O my soul. Such a delicate, beautiful creature. O the wonders of which you are capable My Lord. Praise your gifts and your generosity for decorating the Earth with such glory.

10:06 - A male named Nick, who is apparently an "Eldercare Specialist" according to what is written on the screen, stated that seeing Tila was "almost like seeing Jesus." With the greatest respect to His glory, I must agree with Nick.

10:08 - THEY ARE IN CAGES!! O my soul they are undulating and undressing whilst writhing against the bars of cages!!! O my eternal salvation the eldercare specialist has removed his short pants!! O my soul a woman named Samantha, the screen says she is a "dancer." She has removed her top! WHAAAAAT IS HAAAAPPENING!!!!!!!!

10:08 - Samantha's chest is obscured by floating pink drinking glasses.

10:09 - I pray I am forgiven for my present thoughts.

10:13 - The lesbians have won the first challenge, Lord be praised. Tila seems to be enjoying the company of Rada, a department store clerk. Rada looks like my elder brother LuDean.

10:18 - PREDICTIONS: Tarra, the loan agent fom Chico, CA is going to win it all. Additionally, everyone appearing on this show will find their eternal souls set aflame in the depths of hell if they do not seek God's will before—O SNAP! 2 LESBOS JUST GRABBED TILA AND ARE TOTALLY MAKING A CHICK SANDWICH!

10:20 - o dear. they are...they are kissing...they kissed...the women are kissing. they are kissing each other...they are kissing...

10:57 - She booted Greg?! Are you f**king kidding me! WTF?! Greg was the bomb. Christ.

10:59 - And that about wraps it up. Thank you thank you thank you 23/6 for inviting me to liveblog for you. In closing, praise Jesus for bestowing upon his flock the program "A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila." This is Leremy LeVerl Boyde, signing off.

"Polygamist sect kids leave shelter for foster care, for now "- Houston Chronicle

"Captive FLDS Children" - [FLDS site]

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