April 28, 2008
Entertainment

GTA IV: grander, theftier, autoier

In the most eagerly awaited video game event since Fred Savage starred in "The Wizard," Tuesday marks the official release of Grand Theft Auto IV, the latest title in Rockstar Games' popular ultra-violent carjacking video game phenomenon. Gamers nationwide are already lining up to buy their copy at the stroke of midnight, beginning what could be the industry's most lucrative opening day ever.

Ah, that sweet, sweet 1080i HD violence! 23/6 take a pre-release of what promises to be the most brutal, sadistic, mind-warping video game experience in the history of the world.

 
Ah, another beautiful sunrise over Liberty City. Too bad it's about to get destroyed in an awesomely violent rampage! Bring it on! 

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"Release of Grand Theft Auto IV could be biggest ever" - Kansas City Star
"What's so fun about 'Grand Theft Auto?'" - MSNBC
"Grand Theft Auto Launches to Rave Reviews" - ABC News


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