May 01, 2008
Election 2008

How superdelegates can break up with Hillary

Politico is reporting that, according to insiders, most of the more than 80 uncommitted superdelegates in the House and Senate have already made up their minds for Obama. Why don't they just come out with it and end our long, national nightmare? As Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill said, "They would like someone else to act for them before they talk about it in the cold light of day."

And you can't blame them. Would you want Bill Clinton screaming outside your house in the middle of the night, pissing on your front lawn, and then letting the air out of your tires?

Still, they're going to have to break the news to Hillary at some point. The question is, how? Our suggestions for a few ways superdelegates can break it to Hillary that they're going with Hope over Experience:

HOW TO BREAK IT TO HILLARY:

 
Invite Hillary to play a game of Scrabulous with you.  

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