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Hillary Clinton: T-minus 14 days
Senator Clinton gives another "victory" speech.
Clinton chair Terry McAuliffe provided an end date for his candidate's campaign, should she not win the nomination.
"We are going through to June 3. I can unequivocally tell you we are in til June 3."
So for the next 14 days, 23/6 will honor Senator Clinton by remembering one thing that we'll miss about her. Today, we stand in awe of her ability to make "working class" synonymous with "racist," after her win in West Virginia.
Senator, because of you, we can't watch reruns of "The Waltons" without speculating that, sometime in 2003, a coal company used eminent domain to seize Walton Mountain, which forced John-Boy to move in with his daughter Mary Olivia, who lives with her common-law husband in a hollow near Wheeling, West Virginia. More than likely, John-Boy, who was never able to get his humor column, "Goodnight Jim-Bob™", syndicated like that hack Dave Barry, spent the $11,000 the coal company gave him on a previously owned Ford truck, which currently gets 13 miles per gallon. These days, he stares at his idle truck from Mary Olivia's porch, where he sits and rocks, thinking to himself that if Obama is so gol'durned American, how come his last name don't rhyme with "Alabama"?
Thank you, Senator Clinton.
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