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Obama: bringing out the worst in America's best
Like a Rorschach test, (which is also black and white), one's gut reaction to Sen. Barack Obama can reveal much about one's personality. The senator's presence has turned West Virginians into racists, Jews into West Virginians and Hillary Clinton into Sirhan Sirhan.
What does your reaction to Barack Obama reveal about you? Take our simple quiz and click below for your results!
1) When Barack Obama speaks, I get:
Goosebumps.
A herpes outbreak.
Mark Penn on the phone.
2) The phrase “President Obama” makes me:
Happy.
Gag.
Potentially the first female Senate Majority leader.
3) When I hear the phrase “Yes we can,” I want to:
Volunteer at a soup kitchen.
Roll my eyes.
Use it at a rally in Puerto Rico.
4) Every time a superdelegate endorses Barack Obama, I:
Donate $25.00 to his campaign.
Donate $100.00 to John McCain’s campaign.
Donate $1 million dollars to my own campaign.
5) When I saw the clip of Senator Clinton referencing the RFK assassination, I:
Wrote a scathing email to her campaign.
Wrote a supportive email to her campaign.
Thought I looked fat in that pantsuit.
6) When Senator McCain criticized Senator Obama for never serving in the military, I:
Remembered that neither did Dick Cheney or Condoleezza Rice.
Said, “Hell yeah,” to the TV.
Thought, “damn, why didn’t I think of that!”
7) When excerpts from the Scott McClellan book began to trickle out to the media, I:
F**KING KNEW IT!
Turned off the television.
Had to get people’s attention by saying, “I'm the better candidate, based on every analysis, every poll.”
8) If something were to “happen” to Obama in June, I would be:
Devastated.
Relieved.
Responsible.
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