May 30, 2008
Douchebags

Which inflammatory pastor are you?

Find out whether you hate Jews, Muslims, Whites or the whole damn country!

Barack Obama and John McCain are now tied two for two in the race to see who can get the most inflammatory Pastors in their corner. This week we were introduced to Rev. Michael Pfleger, a white minister who thinks whites are pissed because a black man is stealing their presidency. Pfleger joins the esteemed ranks of Rev. Rod Parsley (Muslim-hater) Rev. John Hagee (Jew-hater, Catholic-hater), and of course, Rev. Jeremiah Wright (America hater).

Everyone has their favorite inflammatory pastor, but did you ever wonder which inflammatory pastor is most like you? Take the quiz below and find out.

Which Inflammatory Pastor Are You?

Take the personality quiz below to find out which racially divisive, politically catastrophic religious leader you resemble most. Answer the questions honestly and click to see results.

1) When you saw Hillary cry you thought:
I wish the Muslims would cry like that
I wish the Jews and the Catholics would cry like that
I wish America would cry like that
It makes me happy when black men make white women sad
2) If you got passed over for a promotion at work, it would probably be because:
Every time you got a paper cut you start screaming “God DAMN America!”
You always bring water cooler chit-chat to a halt with, “You know Hitler had his good side too…”
After the Muslim IT guy helps you install a new program, you say, “Thanks Abdul, and I hope you and your people are wiped off the planet.”
You asked to be passed over because you refuse to reap the benefits of slavery for one second longer.
3) A perfect date for you would be:
Dinner, dancing, then back to my place to look at some Abu Graib photos and cuddle
Drinks, a movie, then solemn atonement for reaping the benefits of slavery
Mini golf, followed by a couple of phoned in bomb threats to area synagogues
“God bless couples acrobatic lessons? God DAMN couples acrobatic lessons!”
4) If we looked in your bedside drawer, we’d find:
a dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf
a tattered copy of “The Autobiography of Malcolm X”
The Koran. Kidding! Just a couple Lynndie England pics and some anal beads.
“God bless vibrating cock rings? God DAMN vibrating cock rings!”
5) How would your friends describe you?
Batshit crazy
Out of my goddamn mind
Totally f*cked in the head.
They think I think that Hitler was sent by God to hunt down Jews. They think that because I said as much out loud in front of an audience. So yeah, they’re pretty sure I’ve lost it.
6) If a politician were to give you a nickname, it would be:
Kryptonite
Mr. Thanks For Blowing My Shot At The Presidency For Me
That Guy Who Thinks Hitler Was A Hunter Sent By God To Hunt Down Jews
Warren Beatty in “Bulworth”

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Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
"Another pastor complicates Obama’s campaign" -MSNBC
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