Incest charges against polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs were dropped by an Arizona judge yesterday because Arizona incest law "only applies if both participants in the sexual activity are older than 18, and that the law does not apply to half cousins."

So the lesson here is, if you're at a family reunion in Tempe and you're looking to bang one of your cousins, do not bang the cousins who can vote!

This could actually get kind of confusing. Let's break down the specific cousin-on-cousin action and figure out exactly which of your family members you can get away with banging in Arizona:

- 26 year old male half-cousin on 17 year old female half-cousin
Arizona Court Ruling: LEGAL

- 38 year old male half-cousin on 11 year old female half-cousin
Arizona Court Ruling: PERFECTLY FINE

- 47 year old female half-cousin on 9 year old male half-cousin
Arizona Court Ruling: HEY, THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS

- 55 year old male first-cousin on 56 year old female first-cousin
Arizona Court Ruling: ROT IN JAIL, COUNSIN-BOFFING PERVERT!!!

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