Spherical documentarian Michael Moore has completed a deal to begin production on the sequel to his 2004 film about the Bush administration's war on terror, "Fahrenheit 9/11." The original film was the highest grossing domestic release of a documentary ever, but his follow-up, "Sicko," barely made a dime at the box office. It's expected that the "Fahrenheit" sequel is an attempt to make lightning strike twice, but Moore will have to pull out all the stops to make the sequel even awesomer than the original.

Luckily, 23/6 already has advance word on some of the sequel's key plot points.
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Osama Bin Wolfowitz?!!
Paul Wolfowitz learns that Bin Laden is actually his father. This makes him worry that maybe he could also be turned to the side of terror, but he forgets all about it and becomes president of the World Bank instead.

Baby Condi?!!
After years of trying, and lots of frustration trying to secure an adoption of a Chinese baby, Condoleeza Rice finally manages to conceive a child. The rest of the movie follows her journey through the pregnancy, as Condi deals with everyone in the White House staring at her because they're so weirded out by her pregnancy. At the end, she sits on a stoop playing guitar with General Petraeus.

Shocking "The Pet Goat" revelation?!!
Curious as to the public's continuing fascination with the children's book "The Pet Goat," George W. Bush finally reads to the end and learns that even though it looked like the pet goat was alive and interacting with people in the book, it was actually dead the whole time! An angry Bush, furious at the contrived last minute twist, adds to the federal watch list any name that bears even a passing resemblance to "Shyamalan."

There's a new Chicken McNugget sauce?!!
Michael Moore goes into a McDonald's in the middle of the movie and discovers that they are offering a new choice of dipping sauce for Chicken McNuggets. It's called "Chipotle Ranch." Michael Moore stays in the McDonalds until the end credits.

Dick Cheney falls in love with Helen Hunt?!!
Cheney begins a romance with his favorite waitress at his country club, played by Helen Hunt, who manages to see the goodness in the Vice President despite his curmudgeonly demeanor. Cheney becomes giddy with his newfound love, so he bombs Iran.

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