Barack Obama has set up an internet "War Room" to correct online rumors about the candidate. According to the Times Online, the "crack team of cybernauts will form a rapid response internet 'war room' to track and respond aggressively to online rumors that Barack Obama is unpatriotic and a Muslim."

Who are these intrepid "cybernauts" marching into battle. Meet a few of Barack's web-soldiers below:

Web ID: PimpBizk8
Real name: Leopold Bizkin
Internet military expertise: Youtube comment combatting.
Recent battles: Flame war with Happyhatah69beeeatch over comment that "Obama sux tha muslim gonadz. reprasent!" Lethal blow: "U sux it more. hAHAHAHAH!"

Web ID: LonelyGirl14andahalf
Real name: Jenny Bader
Internet military expertise: Flirtatious jailbait
Recent Battles: Convinced a middle aged Myspace "friend" to stop blogging anti-Obama vitriol in exchange for photos from the Cape May beach vacation she is taking in July with her parents

Web ID: BushGottaGo
Real Name: Lynn Cheltenham
Internet military expertise: Posting furiously indignant and occasionally relevant comments to every single story ever published on the Huffington Post.
Recent Battles: In response to a story about McCain saying he supports the troops more than Obama, posted the comment: "He should be thrown in Guantanamo for war crimes along with George 'Adolf' Bush and Dick 'Goebbels' Cheney." Received numerous "nice ones" and six track-backs.

Web ID: CondeNaughty
Real Name: Jennyfer Guinn-Leiman
Internet Military Expertise: Employing two years experience as a Gawker commenter to tell people all across the web that they suck in an ill-informed yet almost witty manner
Recent Battles: In response to a Foxnews.com story about Rev. Wright, posted the comment, "Speaking as a junior copy editor at Bon Appetit magazine, this was laaaame and it also made me throw up in my mouth a little. More Julia Allison!"

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers