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23/6 Gay Wedding Ceremony-o-Tron
Not the hot kind.
As of 5 p.m. PST Monday it became legal for California county clerks to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples. Lesbian octogenarians Del Martin, and Phyllis Lyon were the first and only couple to be wed in San Francisco that day, in a small ceremony attended by family, friends, and thousands of homophobic protesters outside wishing a hellfire-filled death to the elderly couple.
There will be hundreds, if not thousands of gay marriages held in the coming weeks, which is why we've created the 23/6 Gay Marriage Vows-o-Tron to help California county clerks sound as heartfelt as possible when helping same sex couples tie the knot.
23/6 GAY WEDDING CEREMONY-O-TRON
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the coming together of two whose hearts and spirits . They now desire to profess before all the world their intention to .
Marriage is a promise made in the hearts of two people who , which takes a lifetime to fulfill. Within the circle of its , marriage encompasses all of life's most important relationships. A married couple are each other's . It is into this state that these two wish to enter.
Now repeat after me: "I, take you, to be my lawful wedded to live together in marriage. I promise to for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, be faithful only to you ."
If anyone has any objections to this couple getting married, let them speak now or .
By the power vested in me by , I now pronounce you .
Filed under: California, California Gay Marriage, California Same-Sex Marriage, Gay Marriage, Gay Rights, Same-Sex Marriage
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