June 19, 2008

   Quick Quiz: Cindy McCain

Paul Slansky finds Cindy McCain's snarky questioning of Michelle Obama's patriotism the perfect excuse to raise some interesting questions about the space alien-resembling beer heiress who stayed married to the man who called her a "cunt" in public.

1) What was interesting about the seven "McCain Family Recipes" that appeared for a time on the campaign Website, only to be suddenly and hastily removed?
Several people claimed to have become ill after ingesting the food they prepared the way Cindy McCain told them to make it.
"Cindy's Recipes" turned out to have been copied from foodnetwork.com.
John McCain had eaten one of them mere hours before calling his wife a "cunt" in public.
2) What happened two months after it was revealed that the recipes presented as Cindy McCain's turned out to have been copied from foodnetwork.com?
The Food Network offered Cindy McCain her own show.
Cindy McCain went before the cameras and tearfully confessed that she'd never once prepared food for human consumption.
The recipe for "Cindy McCain's Oatmeal-Butterscotch Cookies" that appeared in Family Circle turned out to have been copied from hersheys.com.
3) What drugs did Cindy McCain steal from her own nonprofit medical relief organization?
Percocet and Vicodin.
OxyContin and Botox.
That's bullshit, she never did any such thing.
4) Who is Tom Gosinski?
The former aide who plagiarized recipes.
The former employee of Cindy McCain's organization who said she asked him to lie about her drug use to the people who would decide if she qualified to adopt a baby.
The reporter who witnessed John McCain calling his wife a "cunt."
5) Complete Cindy McCain's statement on Good Morning America: "Everyone has their own experience. I don't know why __________________________________"
[Michelle Obama] said what she said, all I know is that I have always been proud of my country.
I stole drugs, I guess I must have been really strung out.
John called me a 'cunt' in front of people, usually he saves that kind of thing for the privacy of our home.

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