June 24, 2008
Election 2008

John McCain hurt his head; but will it improve his personality?

Reporters in Fresno noticed Monday at a press conference that Republican presidential hopeful John McCain was sporting two small bandages on the top of his head:


Since the Arizona senator has suffered from skin cancer in the past, a journo asked McCain if the bandages were cancer-related. McCain nervously brushed aside concerns, saying,

Oh no, it was a brush with a low-hanging door. I was getting out of the car in Canada and I hit the roof a teenie bit. The car was much smaller than the one I'm usually being ferried about in by our beloved Secret Service.

Sure, hon. Vote the truth, below.

What's the real reason for the bandages?

McCain tried to get rid of the voices with an old screwdriver.

They cover the "message deposit hole" installed by the GOP.

He made Cindy walk on his back in stilettos, and she slipped and gashed his skull.

His first wife, Carol, crashed a fundraiser and broke a champagne flute over his head.

Late one night he glued on a fake beehive in solidarity with Amy Winehouse and it ripped his scalp.


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