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The Ask John Bolton's Mustache Magic 8-Ball
His political skills nearly match his grooming.
Getting bored with the current war? Cheer up. According to John Bolton, another one is just around the corner. Bolton predicts that Israel is going to strike at Iran soon. The "optimal window" for it is between the election and the inauguration. And if you're wondering what the consequences of such an attack would be, relax, Bolton says that the private reaction in Arab countries will be "positive."
And how does Bolton know all this? What's Bolton got that you don't have? A pretty awesome mustache, that's what. It's the source of Bolton's incredible ability to "read" the "Arab street." Go ahead, ask it some questions. You'll see.
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