July 07, 2008
Politics

President George Bush receives a box for his birthday, perfect for executive document "stash box"

President Bush is overcome with emotion at his gift of a wooden box.

On Sunday George Bush turned 62. Rather than getting the gifts he most desires—a "world free from tyranny" and a legacy (sized XXL)—his staff instead gave him the gift that every president with a low approval rating desires: a cheap little wooden box.

This wasn't just any box, however. In keeping true to Bush's strong record of protecting the earth's natural resources, the box was crafted from wood raped from a tree planted by President Benjamin Harrison's daughter in 1892.

Apparently the box was filled with notes and cards from staff members who still talk to him. At least, that's all the mainstream media said was in the box, but we're pretty sure there was a whole lot more in there...

Drag the magnifying glass over the box to reveal its contents:


Posted by: David Bourgeois and 236.com staff
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