July 10, 2008

   Thought Process Flowchart: Iran

Don't know if you heard, but Iran has missiles! They've been testing them, and, well, they are real excited about using them.

"Our missiles are ready for shooting at any place and any time, quickly and with accuracy," Iranian Gen. Hossein Salami announced. "Hundreds and maybe thousands of missiles are ready to be fired at specified targets."

Maybe thousands? They have so many damn missiles they can't even count 'em!

The General went on to say, "We warn enemies who threaten us with military exercises and empty psychological operations that our hand will be on the trigger and our missiles will always be ready to launch."

Man, these guys really wanna launch those missiles! What the hell is Iran thinking?

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
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