Obama: From Governor of America to President of the World

"Hi, little fella!"

Der Spiegel, Germany's most influential newspaper (well, it's the only one we've heard of) was mighty impressed with Barack Obama:

...this man will become the 44th president of the United States. He is more than ambitious- he wants to lay claim to become the president of the world.

How will President Obama rule the world?

On the first Day, He will move troops from Iraq to Afghanistan.

On the second Day, He will impart health care upon mankind.

On the third Day, He will part the Red Sea. Jesus H. Christ, even He didn't know He could do that!

On the fourth Day, He will kick it.

On the fifth Day, He will get yelled at by Michelle. Goddamit, woman, I just parted the Red mothereffing Sea and now I gotta deal with your shit?

On the sixth Day, He will ask Joe Lieberman to turn on the light, just to be a dick.

On the seventh Day, He will organize His 2012 re-election committee.

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"No. 44 Has Spoken"- Der Spiegel

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