July 25, 2008
U.S.

TSA agents getting more action than pilots

Oh, hell yeah. Hell. Yeah.

Airport security screenings are becoming more violent. In one of many recent incidents, traveler Robin Kassner was thrown to the floor after arguing with a TSA agent.

"I kept begging them over and over again get off of me ... and they wouldn't stop," Kassner said. Another woman was forced to pull off her nipple rings. And a wheelchair-bound 71-year-old was patted down and swabbed, in full view of his fellow travelers.

Oh, God. If you're as aroused as we are, it's time for some frequent flyer erotic fiction:

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