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KFC opens in Iraq—and by that we mean a bunch of Iraqis painted a KFC sign and sold fried puppy
If you look carefully you can see the colonel's flak jacket.
In hopes of masking the Iraq clusterfuck, "Fox & Friends" reported on Monday that a KFC had opened up in the town of Fallujah. Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, and Martha MacCallum were beaming with pride (USA! USA!) when they asked retired Col. Tommy "I'm Shilling for the GOP as Best I Can" Franks if he ever thought he'd see "that day." Upon no reflection he said about Iraq in general:
 | Looks pretty good there now, doesn't it? |
Hate to kill the patriotic moment, but TPMMuckraker reported that this KFC is not officially part of the Yum! brands franchise. In fact, the company had no idea that the impostor KFC even existed, and has warned troops away from eating at the bogus restaurant. We think the tipoff was the Fallujah Variety Bucket: Instead of a mix of white meat and dark meat it included fried Shia and a side order of IEDs.
Sorry, Fox News. For now your dreams of Kentucky Freedom Chicken will just have to wait.
Click here to watch the "Fox & Friends" segment.
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