John Edwards has admitted to his affair but still claims he's not the father of Rielle Hunter's baby girl. If that's so, then what's really going on in those National Enquirer "PHOTOS EVERYONE'S BEEN WAITING FOR?"

Here at 23/6, when it comes to the love-child having of our nation's favorite son of a mill worker, we don't like to jump to conclusions. So we did a little bit of analysis of our own on this photo using our state-of-the-art Naughty Photo Pixelizationalizer, which takes blurry photos and, well, unblurs them. Somehow. Check out what we found:

First of all, is that thing he's holding even a real baby? It could be a doll. A pillow. Anything. Let's work on pixelizationalizing the baby section of the photo first. Drag the glass across the photo to see what the the hell that thing is:

The 44 pound cat! Man, that thing is everywhere!

Now to figure out who that guy in the blue shirt is. Is it really Edwards? Or a nanny? Christ, it's so blurry, that could be Oscar winning actor Ralph Fiennes eating a Dagwood sandwich for all we know. Let's take a look:

A ha!

What is the Enquirer trying to pull? We turned the pixelizationalizer up to medium to see if there was anything else going on in that room.

Why this is nothing more than an image of Kevin Costner holed up in a hotel room and burning "Swing Vote" posters out of disappointment over the movie's disastrous opening weekend!

Or is it...

Now we have to question this entire photo. The Enquirer would photoshop anything to hide the real truth. What was going on in that hotel room anyway? We had to pixelizationalize a little deeper:

Osama? Ordering room service at the Beverly Hilton? We knew that guy would turn up eventually. Jesus, why would the Enquirer sit on this? Or, maybe it wasn't Osama after all.

It's Bigfoot!!!! Yes! We're gonna be rich!

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers