August 19, 2008
Election 2008

Poll: How is Bill Clinton going to take Hillary not being VP?

You want a piece of this? As soon as I'm finished accepting a donation from a shadowy foreign interest, I'm gonna come over there and kick your ass

According to the New York Times, Hillary Clinton is no longer in serious contention to be Obama's running mate and her supporters have given up making the case for her. Except Geraldine Ferraro, of course. But, then, Gerry still hasn't given up on George Wallace.

But the question isn't what will Hillary's supporters do when she's not picked -- the question is: what will Bill Clinton do? Obama has already given pretty much the entire Clinton family speaking slots at the DNC (no word yet on when Roger will speak, but we're sure it's being worked out). But, somehow, we get the feeling that's not going to be enough. What do you think?

How is Bill Clinton going to take the news that Hillary isn't VP?

Get so upset he accidentally has sex with Hillary.

Punch every single person in the United States in the face.

Console himself with a ride on some sleezy billionaire's private jet.

Channel his anger into beating Michael Phelps' record at the London 2012 Olympics.

Finally finish writing his children's book: "The Craziest Fairy Tale I've Ever Seen."

The usual: get red faced, point his finger, and yell at his dog for a few hours.

Posted by: Stephen Sherrill      I’m a fan of Stephen Sherrill
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