August 22, 2008
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Lost McCain house surfaces

Property of John McCain? Some say yes.

Following revelations earlier this week that Cindy McCain has a half-sister and Barack Obama's half-brother had been tracked down in Nairobi, it is now rumored that one of John McCain's missing houses has been tracked down to a ½ acre tract of land in Mississippi. Since John McCain's recent statement that he is unsure how many homes he owns, reports have been coming in from across the nation of neglected homes that are said to be owned in whole or in part by the presidential candidate. While most of these reports come from people just trying to get John McCain to settle their unpaid mortgage balances with lenders, many are saying that this Mississippi home is the real deal.

Sen. McCain has reportedly never visited the dilapidated, one-room shack which borders on several miles of polluted swamp land. His campaign has yet to comment on whether McCain is at least part-owner of the home.

While taxes on the property are paid up to date, years of neglect have left the home uninhabitable. If county registrar records prove that this house is in fact partially or wholly owned by John McCain, this would raise numerous questions. First and foremost, how many more of them are out there? 20? 30? Are they plotting something? Should Americans be wary of attending dinner parties at friends' homes before getting a look at their ownership deeds to determine whether or not the home is actually owned by John Mccain? Could John McCain own your home without you even knowing it? Only time will tell if the McCain campaign will provide the answers to these important questions.

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
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jpwrunyan
posted 2:44 am on 08/25/2008
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Hey! That's my home!

edge1 - 1 Reply
posted 4:09 pm on 08/22/2008
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Hey, you guys are pretty funny. Much funnier than the **********, or **** *****. (I hope you don't bleep those out.) Do you have real jobs? Is there any way to get my comments pre-approved? Like my mortgage?
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replying to edge1; posted 4:33 pm on 08/22/2008
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