August 22, 2008
Election 2008

Meanwhile, Hillary still wants to scratch Obama's eyes out

Not 100% there yet. More like 4%.

Hillary Clinton is campaigning for Barack Obama (and now Biden), but her heart is apparently not in it. At a rally in Boca Raton lask week, she did little to convince her supporters that they should switch their allegiance to Obama. Observed one Clinton fan, "It was a platonic type of endorsement... She's just doing what she's supposed to be doing."

Is Hillary coming to your hometown? Enjoy her tepid speech in advance! Read our Hillary Clinton's Thinly Veiled Loathing for Obama speech-o-tron:

Good

It is a pleasure to be here in the great state of , campaigning for the candidate for president, .


[Hold for ]


Yes, it's true that had a tough primary. We fought the good fight and we . Many of you have not decided you will vote for in the upcoming election. Well, I'm here to say please Senator Obama.

[Hold for ]

Since I out of the race, Senator Obama has been but gracious. His donors have generously my debt. In fact, yesterday, I called the Senator personally to say you. I think we all realize that a vote for John McCain is a vote for . The world survive a McCain presidency. So, what I'm saying is, vote for


[Hold for ]

Now, if you'll indulge me one last time before the Democratic National in Denver... I'm , and I approve this message.

Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin      I’m a fan of Laurie Kilmartin
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iMissMollyIvins
posted 4:38 pm on 08/25/2008
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LOL! Bitter Libs: Mad Libs for politicly aware adults. How fun.

Marii - 2 Replies
posted 2:22 pm on 08/25/2008
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Hello. Could you put some effort into us possibly having honest elections this time around?
With the machines not being honest, and many of the election officials not being honest, and now with putting Hans Von Sparkovsky on the Commission on Civil Rights - a man who has restricted voting rights -
how much of a chance do we have in getting a HALFway-HONEST election?

p.s Hillary, tearing eyes out? How do you know? Putting people down does not make one strong. - lifting them up does.

replying to Marii; posted 3:27 pm on 08/25/2008
Hey, we're just a comedy site. And not even that if you ask "ohmercy" down there.
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ohmercy
posted 11:15 am on 08/25/2008
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Is this supposed to be funny?
it isn't.

particularly the drop down for "support."

When are you people going to let it go and move on.
Clinton Derangement Syndrome and Hillary Hate can lead to severe neurological disorders.

It may be too late for HuffPo, save yourself if you possibly can.

HC4BO - 1 Reply
posted 9:34 am on 08/25/2008
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One thing I have come to conclude on the McSame campaign using Hill in their commercials ...

They are managing to ķill 3 birds with 1 stone ...

1. Destroy Sen O.'s character ( while at the same time courting Hill votes ) ...

2. Destroy Hill's future support among Democrats ( since most will see it as HER
attacking a fellow Democrat )...

3. Stay above the fray ( the man may be Old but cynicism is NOT lost on McSame )

HE ( McSame ) is single handedly decapitating the DEMOCRATIC PARTY for LIFE if we are STUPID
ENOUGH to fall for his moves ...

WAKE UP PEOPLE ... LET"S WIN THIS ...

Democrats '08 ...

replying to HC4BO; posted 2:32 pm on 08/25/2008
Hello HC4BO. We can win if we press for honest elections, if we expose McCain's lies & the Swiffboat Obama book, if we do voter registration and volunteer to drive people to the polls.

We cannot risk losing this election!

McCain with his putting people down & calling them dirty names, telling obscene jokes, voting against women's and veterans' rights, canNOT win unless the election is rigged.
Unless the election is rigged.
So for the next ten weeks, we need to watch and do what we can. I've emailed Reid & Pelosi on Van Spakovsky's hiring. (and asked Pelosi if honest elections were off the table.)
Carry on!
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