August 26, 2008
The Conventions

Please do not feed the PUMAs

A PUMA hunts for a superdelagete

The Pepsi Center in Denver is about to be attacked by a wild band of untamed PUMAs. These rabid Hillary Clinton supporters, banded together under the moniker "Party Unity My Ass," have sworn to do whatever they can to either get Hillary Clinton the nomination in '08 (not going to happen) or '12 (by voting McCain).

Reports are surfacing that the PUMAs have been holed up in a Denver hotel, planning how best to disrupt the convention. And John McCain has already taken advantage of the movement, using disgruntled Hillary supporters in his own ads. So how can you tell if the kindly woman next to you on the convention floor is a tried-and-true Democrat, or a PUMA in cougar's clothing? Just look for these telltale signs:

How to spot a PUMA:
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posted 10:17 pm on 08/26/2008
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But wait! There's more! Check out one of the leaders of PUMA (a younger sort). She considers Hillary a "Cougar." AND she has a full-body dead stuffed Cougar in her den, above her fireplace? What's up with THAT?

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