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Ode to Todd Palin, whose part-Eskimo sperm swims uphill, both ways
Don't look into his eyes unless you want to have his baby.
Welcome to national politics, Todd Palin, potential Second Man of the United States and father of five! You have been googled, sir! Here's what we know about you:
1) Your sperm doesn't take "it's highly unlikely for a 43 year-old woman to get pregnant naturally" for an answer.
2) You are "part Eskimo," which, in our city slicker eyes, makes you "all unicorn."
3) You are a champion snowmachine racer, which elevates you to "quarter leprechaun."
4) After your wife was elected governor, you left a job at BP to avoid any conflict of interest. There in no mythical creature that matches your valor.
5) On a job application, you would have to check "attended some college," instead of "graduated," which brings you back down to earth and sitting at our dinner table.
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