September 02, 2008

We're starting the rumor: Willow Palin is Trig's mama

Trig-Mama.

Sarah Palin killed the rumor about 17-year-old Bristol being Trig's real mommy by announcing that Bristol is pregnant right now. Okay fine, but that doesn't disqualify 14-year old Willow Palin, does it Sarah? It's already clear that this family likes to party. And it's far more likely that a 14-year old girl would get pregnant before a 44-year old woman. Therefore, we're alleging that Willow Palin is Trig's mother, and Sarah is just trying to cover for her daughter by saying Trig is hers. If Sarah Palin wants to squelch the rumor that Willow Palin is Trig's mommy, she's just going to have to come clean and announce that 14-year-old Willow Palin is also presently pregnant. It's the only way.

Come on, Sarah. Prove us wrong.

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Rutherford
posted 4:42 pm on 09/05/2008
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I know this is a humor site but unfortunately this rumor is way more plausible than anyone would like to admit.

At the very least, it is preposterous to believe that AFTER her water broke, Sarah Palin finished a speech and then took an over 8 hour flight to Alaska to have her baby. It simply doesn't pass the smell test. She then went back to work 3 days after childbirth? What kind of foolishness is this that we are expected to believe this and not challenge it?

If the original rumor that Trig is Bristol's baby is true, why would Sarah agree to raise this child as her own (and commit a public fraud) but then suddenly tell Bristol that the latest pregnancy was for her (Bristol) to deal with? If we are to believe that Bristol is five months pregnant then she could not have had a baby four months ago. This makes the possibility of Willow as the mommy, much more plausible. It is not far-fetched to believe that Governor Palin would go to great lengths to hide the pregnancy of her 14 year old daughter.

So, joke if you like but I would really like for Sarah to voluntarily release medical records to put the whole silly thing to rest. This rumor (whether it is about Bristol or Willow) has legs because the "truth" we've been told so far is utterly ridiculous.

porschemarie - 1 Reply
posted 8:00 pm on 09/03/2008
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duude you guys are soo stupid get a life and leave them alone.

and just to let you know cause I live in alaska;; sarah palin is trigs mom not willow, not bristol. so leave them alone. what? are you guys jealous that my states governor is going to be the vp for mccain? or are you guys another one of those democrats who are trying to dig up stuff that doesnt even matter, in case you havent heard;; obama said families are off limits and you guys just need to leave them alone
gosh loners these days just have to post things like that;
you guys need something else to do.

replying to porschemarie; posted 3:10 pm on 09/05/2008
And judging from your grammar, spelling, and punctuation, you are obviously a product of the fine educational system she oversaw . . . Well, she DID feel there were too many people getting an advanced education so cut funding!
chrismata
posted 5:04 pm on 09/02/2008
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Let the rumor begin!

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