Not to be negative, but 2012 is shaping up to be Clinton vs Palin
Not to be a nervous nelly but, um, WHAT THE F*#%!!?
Now people are talking about whether Obama should've picked Hillary as his VP. Now, we know it's only the week after the convention and that pitbull's lipstick is gonna fade soon enough. But while Hillary should be throwing all of her energy behind Obama right now, maybe she could start kind of putting a little bit of thought towards 2012. Not full-force! You know, just as a kind of hobby. In fact, she doesn't even have to make her own posters. We made one for her...

Catchy, right?
We know McCain's lead is just a bounce that will fade, and we know we're light years from November and there are a million ways for Americans to realize they don't want to put a small-town mayor who was raised speaking in tongues a heartbeat away from the presidency.
We know that the white women supposedly thronging to the McCain-Palin ticket will eventually decide that if their daughters got pregnant after a rape they wouldn't want the Eskimo Mayor to force them to raise the rape-baby.
And we believe that all Americans, regardless of race or gender, will one day soon agree that just because someone decides not to abort a Down Syndrome baby, that doesn't make her qualified to go into talks with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. We really believe that about our countrymen and countrywomen. We're just patriotic like that we guess.
But seriously, WHAT THE F*#%?
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posted 2:48 am on 09/11/2008
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The Republicans would have picked someone else who can squeeze out an extra 1% to add to the 50% of the country who would never vote for a Clinton again. Hannity and Limbaugh would have lost 50 lbs each from dancing so much. They would have finally been able to break out their encyclopedias of Clinton smears again. Only the lies would be much more convincing because they'd sound familiar the second time around.
posted 12:20 am on 09/11/2008
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