RSSLehman collapse hurting the kind of men you fall in love with- douchebags
Sure, the market crisis is scary. We're not worried because we keep our money in Confederate scrip stuffed in a cotton gin. But even if you're not a "banker" or "day trader" or "income-earner," you still may be affected by this week's economic upheaval.
How can you tell? It's simple. Every American's connection to the world of high finance can be measured along a sliding scale known as one's Douche Quotient (DQ). The douchier you are, the more likely it is that you have a serious stake in our financial markets, and vice versa. Below, we've identified some of the telltale signs of douchiness. If you or someone you fantasize about during production meetings exhibit more than one of the following, you are at risk.
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posted 7:18 pm on 09/16/2008
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