RSSHell yeah, it's the John McCain Economic Policy Speech-o-tron
Hey, everybody! Guess what! You're all broke! Thank you, and goodnight!
If you're worried about your financial well-being, take solace in the fact that John McCain feels your pain. (Of course, that could be Cindy gobbling down his painkillers for breakfast.) Either way, after being slammed for saying the fundamentals of the economy were "strong," McCain has been struggling to define his financial message after making comments like, "the issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should.
Until Mac comes up with a plan, use our handy tool to create your own John McCain stump speech on this delicate subject.
My friends, it's been a difficult week. Many of you have . But, ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to tell you that the fundamentals of our economy are .
Whatever your financial situation, it's obvious that we're
, which is why we need
It's true that this is , but I know we will persevere because I believe in the .
Now, my opponent calls me . But my friends, the truth is, His economic plan That's not .
My friends, if elected, I promise . Thank you, and
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posted 4:19 pm on 09/17/2008
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Whatever your financial situation, it's obvious that we're
human, which is why we need God.
It's true that this is heretic, but I know we will persevere because I believe in the triumph of good over evil.
Now, my opponent calls me satanic. But my friends, the truth is, he is. His economic plan is too cool. That's not cool.
My friends, if elected, I promise cheese for everyone. Thank you, and God D--- America!!"
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