September 18, 2008

John McCain gave crackberry to the inner cities

John McCain with his new iMcCain 5000

If you're following the nation's economic collapse on a Blackberry, you've got John McCain to thank. At least for the Blackberry part. According to McCain's chief economic adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, McCain invented the Blackberry. Asked what McCain had done for technology and communications, Holtz-Eakin held up a Blackberry and said "You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create."

Of course, McCain also helped create the miracle that is Megan McCain, but you don't see them bragging about that. Apparently what Holtz-Eakin was talking about was McCain's work on various telecommunications bills. Which might be true, except that McCain voted against almost every telecom bill that led to you being able to waste your time checking your email in the bathroom. We will give the McCain camp credit, however, for the fact that McCain is, in fact, "aware of the internet."

But what would it look like had McCain invented the Blackberry? A beta version after the jump...

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sosadmonkey
posted 2:57 pm on 09/20/2008
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People who helped invent the blackberry are also a swing group.

larry278
posted 11:43 pm on 09/18/2008
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While McCain didn't invent or 1st discover them, when I hear about dingle berries, I think of McCain.

refugee9
posted 6:32 pm on 09/18/2008
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There should also be an option for "lie of the day"...

SwingVoter
posted 5:06 pm on 09/18/2008
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John McCain may not have invented the Blackberry, but he did help to create Hockey Moms, one of the most important Swing Voter Demographics in the 2008 Presidential Election.

With only 47 days left until November 4th, do you know the Top 50 Swing Voter Demographics in 2008?

#50 - Hockey Moms
#49 - Godless Hollywood Liberals
#48 - Baristas
#47 - People with STDs
#46 - ???

Check out http://swingvoters.wordpress.com

drukore - 1 Reply
posted 3:33 pm on 09/18/2008
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More things McCain can take credit for:
1) Books on Tape
2) DVD's
3) Webcams
4) Xbox 360
5) Robot Cartoons

replying to drukore; posted 9:37 pm on 09/20/2008
You forgot 6) Douche Bag
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