September 24, 2008
Election 2008

Henry Kissinger declares Sarah Palin the ultimate aphrodisiac

It's sink or swim time for vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, who was thrust into the world of foreign policy this week after being dispatched to a meeting of the United Nations General Assembly. The Alaska governor admitted in a recent interview that she had never met a head of state before, and her Tuesday schedule was a veritable speed-dating session of big shots. On the agenda, meetings with Henry Kissinger, Afghan President Hamid Karzai, and Colombian President Alvaro Uribe.

How'd she do? Well, since nobody in the press was allowed to ask questions, we don't know. But we did put together this dramatic slideshow to show you how it might have gone down.

 
Okay, Sarah. This UN conference is very important. We need to show people you aren't just some ditzy broad with no foreign policy skills. 

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(Photo credits: Luis Acosta, Paula Bronstein, Stan Honda, Chris Hondros, Saul Loeb, Win McNamee, Ethan Miller, Scott Olson, Bill Pugliano, Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
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Daytime
posted 6:22 pm on 09/26/2008
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Say what you will about Joe Biden but I would much rather see him take over the Presidency if ever need be, then the woman that can see Russia from Alaska.

Delilahlala
posted 6:37 pm on 09/25/2008
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So pseudo-playboy of yore Henry Kissinger has "ultimately" and finally found a helpmate. Guess Viagara and Cialis doesn't always work for all pricks.

lilsongbird101
posted 5:49 pm on 09/25/2008
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Palin is such a slut, look at her in the picture "using her legs" to purr' suede Henry Kissinger ...
Looks like it worked!
"she's got leg's.... and knows how to use them"

I can't believe she's running for vice president. She should go to Vegas!

mikfun1
posted 12:03 am on 09/25/2008
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Biden is much worse than Palin. Listen to all the dumb mistakes he makes. He said John Kerry and himself were shot down in Iraq, they were actually forced to land due to a storm. He also said Roosevelt was Pres during great depression and had gone on TV making claims..... Hoover was Pres and they didn't have TV back then. He consistently goes against what BO says. He is throwing the election, Biden is McCain's friend.

phreakincool
posted 8:42 pm on 09/24/2008
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This just in...

Sarah Palin still doesn't have foreign policy experience.

But a few (ok maybe a lot) clueless people will see these pictures and think to themselves, "Wow, she seems worldly". That because McCain's people are betting that most people are stupid.

lamottjackson
posted 8:28 pm on 09/24/2008
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That was genius LOL. Bravo!!

honeydiva
posted 7:58 pm on 09/24/2008
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LOLOLOLOL!

drakke
posted 7:43 pm on 09/24/2008
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Not surprisingly, and sadly, based on my experience in D.C., this really is how it works. The planet is "owned' by the terminally clueless and psychopathic. They enjoy believing that because they have merely a high IQ and money, they're actually outstandingly "worthwhile". Not even close to correct, troglodytes :) GFYS !

ObamaorBust
posted 5:48 pm on 09/24/2008
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Hilarious

kady
posted 5:47 pm on 09/24/2008
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This now counts as foreign relations experience for Sarah Palin. Coupled with the view of Russia from her backyard. She's now an unrivalled foreign policy expert...

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