October 01, 2008

Debate Training - Biden learns what makes girls cry (WITH HOT PICS!)

Relax. I got this.

While most people will be watching Thursday's VP debate to find out whether Sarah Palin will start speaking in tongues, there's also the little matter of diarrhea-mouth hothead Joe Biden. The Obama camp is worried about the notoriously unpredictable Biden getting too aggressive (read: red-faced bellowing) while addressing Gov. Palin and losing the coveted "we hate people who aren't nice to the woefully underqualified" vote. To prepare, Joe has been rehearsing with MI Gov. Jennifer Granholm standing in for Sarah Palin. Watch our completely made up recreation of those rehearsals (with exclusive pics!) in the slideshow below:

 
Okay Joe. So I'll pretend to be Sarah, and you just...try and be you, okay? Let's just have fun with it. You ready? 

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tasukibeth1
posted 5:24 pm on 10/07/2008
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Oh, jeez-golly. I LOLed, dontchaknow.

headintheclouds
posted 9:42 am on 10/06/2008
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This is awesome. One of the funniest things I've seen on this site, and that's saying something. It's so good, it's grawesome!

changeishere08
posted 9:32 pm on 10/03/2008
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ROTFLMAO!! This would be so hilarious if it wasn't true!! DIGG IT!

atuzam
posted 9:48 am on 10/03/2008
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That would be a lot funnier if it didn't ring so true... ACK!

Dizzle
posted 7:40 pm on 10/02/2008
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Sweet, I'm the 12th Bob Powers Disciple. Must... Push... Ribs... Back.. In.

LexFortis
posted 9:44 am on 10/02/2008
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Friends, the writing is on the wall. It's time to get behind a new candidate for Republican Vice President: Peter. http://peter-for-vice-president.blogspot.com/2008/09/my-candidacy-for-vice-presidency.html

Haggar
posted 8:21 am on 10/02/2008
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Hilarious!

lindaqqq
posted 7:40 am on 10/02/2008
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thanks for making my day.
too funny

JeanPaulSatire
posted 11:47 pm on 10/01/2008
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That pic of Biden on the HuffPo main page makes him look like Popeye. Perhaps that's what he needs to do to put himself in a mindset to deal with her: pretend he's a cartoon (too).

imfedup
posted 9:57 pm on 10/01/2008
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OMG. I love this so much I think I might marry it.

Veloise - 2 Replies
posted 8:01 pm on 10/01/2008
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Resident of Michigan here; my favorite governor's last name is Granholm. Please lose a vowel!

Hilarious effort, too.

replying to Veloise; posted 9:30 am on 10/02/2008
oops. fixed!
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honeydiva
posted 6:56 pm on 10/01/2008
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Okay, i lost it...that was hilarious and possibly the truth.

Dogger
posted 5:31 pm on 10/01/2008
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Biden Debate prep schedule:
-Day 1: Controlling your rolling eyes;
-Day 2: Controlling your audible sighs;
-Day 3: Controlling your urge to laugh;
-Day 4: And avoid the inevitable gaffe.

LeeinJax
posted 3:26 pm on 10/01/2008
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OH Bob! This is absolutely the funniest thing I have seen on the campaign to date! I am so glad I was not enjoying a beverage while viewing this.

HILARIOUS!

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