October 02, 2008

Diagramming a Sarah Palin sentence broke our head in half

Easy, girls, bad grammar ain't contagious.

Sarah Palin's command of the English language is suspect. Her unscripted answers to Katie Couric's questions suggest the she has memorized 15-20 prepositional phrases, and is only capable of repeating them in no particular order. But, ya know, incomprehensible run-ons are her style. At a debate during the 2006 Alaska gubernatorial race, one opponent, Andrew Halcro, called her responses "political gibberish."

Exhibit A: After Halcro asked how she would pay for health care, Palin said this:

"I can't tell you how much that will reduce monetarily our health care costs, but competition makes everyone better, it makes us work harder, it does allow reduction in costs, so addressing that is going to be a priority."

Whoa. After watching about five videos by Yossarian the Grammarian, we diagrammed that Sarah Palin sentence. Gibberish or an endless parade of subordinate clauses? You decide:

Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin      I’m a fan of Laurie Kilmartin
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