October 02, 2008
Election 2008

New Hallmark cards let you say "Happy Birthday" the Sarah Palin way: incomprehensibly

You look perfect: how would you like to impregnate my daughter Willow?

According to Politico, Palin's game plan in the debates is to "go on the attack" against Joe Biden. Question is: how will we be able to tell? If we can't figure what the hell she's saying when's she on defense, will it be any clearer when she's on offense?

Sadly, we have a feeling that Wednesday night is probably the last time most of us are going to see Sarah. But you can now continue to enjoy the wonderful world of Sarah Palin's unique speaking style with our line of Sarah Palin greeting cards. Anybody can say "Happy Birthday," or "Get Well Soon," but when you want something a bit different, just cut and past from our selection....

Posted by: Stephen Sherrill      I’m a fan of Stephen Sherrill
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Dizzle
posted 7:18 pm on 10/02/2008
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Her voice = My eardrums rolling around shards and then rinsing off in a vat of 91% rubbing alcohol.

Dogger - 1 Reply
posted 5:59 pm on 10/02/2008
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Actually, Palin's quotations work better as haiku:

We grow good people
in our small towns,
with honesty and sincerity and dignity.


What would your response be
if I asked you to remove
some books from the collection?

replying to Dogger; posted 11:02 am on 10/03/2008
1st haiku: Good.
2nd haiku: Genius.
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