RSSMcCain pulls out of Michigan- only 49 more to go!
Good night, John Boy!
We're still a full month away from the election but John McCain has already conceded Michigan. The McCain team is pulling out of the state completely so that they can focus on losing all of the other swing states hanging in the balance.
Oh boy, we're betting this is only the beginning. If he's already lost one state, we can expect him to lose a couple more every week until November, right? That is way too many concession speeches for one guy to write. To help McCain out, we've created the John McCain State-By-State Concession Speech-O-Tron, one easy tool containing all the concession speeches he'll need to be delivering every couple of days. Check out the tool after the jump:
My friends,
We fought hard, and we fought long, but it is with great sadness that I am conceding victory in the state of to Barack Obama. It is clear that the people of don't want reform, and are opting instead, for change. But fear not, my friends, because we will march on, to where we have an excellent chance of turning the tide. If we simply bring home majorities in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and, oh wait, But don't lose hope my friends. From here until November, you can be sure I'll be hitting every state in the union,
Finally, my friends, And I know I speak for myself and my friend Sarah Palin when I say these weeks campaigning in your state have been If any of you still believe in the McCain-Palin message, And now we must bid you all a fond In closing, you've all made a terrible mistake that you'll regret for the rest of your lives.
That's all, folks!
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