October 10, 2008

McCain-Palin finds Palin not guilty of all Troopergate charges

Do I swear to tell the truth? You betcha!

In anticipation of the release of an Alaskan Legislative committee's report of findings into Sarah Palin's "Troopergate" inquiry, the McCain campaign has released their own report on the matter. Turns out, according to the McCain campaign report, Sarah didn't anything wrong. Glad that's cleared up!

We assumed that the legislative committee's report was the only one that mattered, but McCain has a good idea. Just because the legislative committee is the only government body that has jurisdiction here, that doesn't mean the rest of us can't conduct our own inquiries. 23/6 decided we'd better get out in front of the release of the Alaska report, just in case it's not damning enough.

Herewith are our official findings concerning the inquiry into Sarah Palin's unlawful and near obsessive effort to unfairly fire Trooper Wooten, a great man who dresses up like a Safety Bear at county fairs, which makes kids happy:

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
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