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Based on two days of early voting, 23/6 projects that Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States
In the end, McCain-Palin carried only the idiot belt
Early voting has begun in seven states, including Florida, Texas, Colorado and Nevada. And via First Read, Nevada political guru Jon Ralston has the numbers: "Of the 25,000-plus who voted early, 15,644 were Democrats and 5,721 were Republicans."
Therefore, according to our calculations, 23/6 is prepared to announce that:
BARACK OBAMA HAS WON THE ELECTION AND IS THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
So let the pre-post-mortems begin. For instance:
Where did it go wrong for McCain?
When will he concede?
Why hasn't he conceded?
Is the reason he hasn't because he's going to mount a legal challenge, or because he's still kind of a dick?
Will Cindy increase his allowance to stop the forthcoming rage-filled tirade when he sees our announcement?
How soon will Obama appear with Bill Ayers and announce that the whole country has to be "radical" now?
When will the Obama backlash begin? (right now!)
When will the backlash to the backlash begin? (five minutes)
How soon will Levi Johnston called off his "engagement" to Bristol Palin?
Why isn't Willow Palin pregnant yet?
Who was Todd Palin again?
When will Sarah Palin's reality show be announced?
What will her signature tag line be when she kicks a contestant off the show? (Our sources tell us the leading candidate is: "I've decided to abort you.")
So that's it folks. It's all over. You're going to have to find something else to do with your lives. Go back to your loved ones. If you still have any.
Filed under: Barack Obama, Obama Nevada, Obama Nevada edge, Jon Ralston, Jon Ralston Nevada, Jon Ralston Obama, Jon Ralston McCain, Jon Ralston First Read, Early voting, barack obama early voters, barack obama early voters numbers
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