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McCain losing Colorado, Iowa, his bearings
Who am I and why am I doing this?
John McCain's not just losing the election, according to former John McCain fan Joe Klein, he's also losing his mind. "John McCain had a fabulously loony weekend," Klein writes, "flipping out charges and attacks like a mud tornado." (Mud tornado? Is Klein trying to play the race card metaphor?)
The question is, will Mt. McCain finally blow before election day? Hard to say. But as Obama grows calmer, McCain seems to get more hysterical. There's no telling what Obama taking two full days off the trail will do to McCain. It's sort of like Nixon's Mad Man Theory, only instead of doing it to the North Vietnamese, McCain is doing it to the United States.
In the meantime, since we can't all be there to witness his slow Amy Winehouse-like decline (and Blake's hands are clean on this one), you can make your own incoherent speech with the John McCain Losing It-O-Tron...
My,
as we approach,
it is important to ask who is?
Now, my
tries to claim that I don't have
And he dares to call me
But let's examine his.
As his policies make clear, he is clearly.
My friends, what this country really needs is.
We all need to stand up to.
If I am elected president I will balance the budget by
So I am asking you
Because at the end of the day!
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posted 3:28 pm on 10/22/2008
You're now a Fan of banjist.
posted 1:03 pm on 10/22/2008
You're now a Fan of thisniss.
"My fellow prisoners" was the JTS moment for this campaign. Any remaining doubts as to McCain's dementia were immediately gone.
posted 11:20 am on 10/22/2008
You're now a Fan of politicoprincess.
posted 1:23 am on 10/22/2008
You're now a Fan of Bobulon.
posted 11:22 pm on 10/21/2008
You're now a Fan of MrSandwich.
Check out McCain's blatant pandering:
http://swingvoters.wordpress.com
posted 9:33 pm on 10/21/2008
You're now a Fan of agbar.
I heer you aint' doin' so well. LOL. Don't worry, I mean if I can make it sure as shit you can two. Hey, did you try the scare tactics? I found scaring people about Muslims and terrorists worked gooder than anything else. I bet you'd have a better time painting Barack as one than I did Kerry or Gore.
Well, if things don't work out you and Cindy can join me and Laura in our giant sand box back in Texas. We imported the sand from Iraq becuase the stuff they had at Toy's 'R Us was way expensive. By the time the Iraq war is over it'll be the biggest sand box in the world. Dick was O.K. with it cause he wanted to build boobies.
If you want to you can come over to the White House and eat popcicles with me. Slumber Party!!! I'm gonna use the sticks to build Barack a Muslim temple. Hopefully he'll like it so much he won't run me outa town.
Gotta go, Dick is calling me from the Oval Office. You know how he gets when he has to wait (TeeHee).
Sincerity,
Georges (I think that's French spelling)